Fred was home for about 10 mins and then this was happening. These boys sure love their dad...
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Fred and Kirsten
Ethan, Caleb, Asher & Macie
The Mr. & Mrs.
Fred and Kirsten
The Kids
Ethan, Caleb, Asher & Macie
Total: 4 Boys, 2 Girls
Ethan Kyler
Caleb Christopher
Asher Frederick
Macie Amelia
Everts Digest: Quotable Quotes
6/2016
Asher says "Unner-uh-mote" for remote.
6/11/2016
While watching Princess Bride for Family Movie Night
Inigo- "I wasn't my father back, you son of a bitch."
Ethan- "He said a bad word!"
Asher- "What did he say? The S.T. word? (meaning stupid)
Caleb- "No, he said slobber batch"
Asher- "What's a slobber batch?
2014
While walking out of Disneyland
Mom- "Do you need to go to the bathroom before we go?"
Ethan- "Not a chance."
7/30/2014
Caleb- "When I grow up, am i still going to be cute?"
7/12/2014
Fred- "Linky, how did you get to be so smart?"
Ethan- "Well, I am in second grade now so that might help explain it."
2014
Asher says "hotporn" for popcorn
Daddy and Asher playing a game with candy. The candy fell on the floor.
Asher- "It's okay. It's your fault."
6/2014
Asher- "Wooie, focus! We're in it to win it!"
11/19/14 Asher playing Minecraft
Asher- "Mom, look I'm playing Minecrap!"
12/24/13 While watching Frozen in the theater and it is silent at a critical moment.
Asher- (saying it loudly) "She's alive!!"
12/24/13 While trying to record Asher singing a song.
Caleb- "Mom, you can advertise me!"
11/20/13 Caleb playing cops and robbers.
Caleb- "You are under rest!"
2013 Asher sayings:
'My' is used for 'I'.
'Get off of me!' When he wants to get down.
11/15/13 Asher pointing to the colors he used to draw a picture.
Asher- "White, green, blue, chocolate, orange!'
8/12/13 Asher playing in the boys' room with Spiderman
Spider-"I'm the amazing Spiderman!"
Asher- "Oh hi!"
Spiderman-"Let's round up some bad guys."
Asher- "Okay, sure!"
As of 8/13 Caleb says the following words:
Lomsturd (lobster)
Hangaburg (hamburger)
Hongrene (hungry)
"What that you're doing?"
12/4/12 About to watch a movie.
Caleb- "Ethan, you ready to watch this movie?"
Ethan- "You know it!"
10/22/12 While holding a plate of cookies to give to his teacher.
Ethan- "Mom, I have a really nice warm feeling in my heart because I'm doing a kind thing for my teacher. I know this is the Spirit and I love feeling this way."
8/31/12 Caleb just talking...
Caleb- "Mom, I'm 4. I know everything. You don't need to worry."
8/8/12 Caleb Language
Envelope: Empalope
Thumb: Flum
8/6/12 Ethan teasing Caleb
Ethan- "Goodbye, Caleb. I'm going to Africa forever!"
Caleb- (crying) "NO, Effa!! We need you!"
8/5/12 Caleb talking about Ethan going to school.
Caleb- "Mom, when I 5 I go to school?"
Mama- "Yep!"
Caleb- "Then what are you going to do?!"
8/1/12 Putting Asher to bed.
Mama- "Goodnight, Ashie Baby."
Asher- (puts finger to his lips) "Shh..."
7/20/12 Caleb eating pistachios.
Ethan- "I'm taking your last nut!"
Caleb- "No, give me back my nut!"
Mama- "Give him back his nut, Ethan."
Ethan- "But I want his nut!"
7/19/12 Just said in passing.
Ethan- "Hey Caleb, I love you."
Caleb- "I love you too."
7/18/12 Mommy waking up with Ethan in her bed.
Ethan- "I came in here in the middle of the night and cuddled you! Ok, I'm going to watch TV now." (Walks out of the room...)
7/9/12 Ethan's first day of Kindergarten Readiness. Just after dropping Ethan off.
Caleb- (very sadly) "I miss Ethan, he's my bestest brother."
6/29/12 Daddy starting the car, with everyone inside.
Ethan- "Hey Dad, you know how to drive this thing?"
5/10/12 While Mama was cleaning up from breakfast
Ethan- "Mom, did you know Jesus is our King and Master? I love him."
2/28/12 Caleb and Mama snuggling on the couch
Caleb grabs Mama's face and says- "Mommy, look at me. I love you, you're my friend."
3/22/12 I'm making cheeseburgers and fries for dinner. Caleb comes walking into the kitchen.
Caleb- "Mama, I want buns, cheese, burger and fries. Nothing else, you got it?"
3/21/12 Mama comes home from a RS activity to find Daddy asleep on the couch with piles of blankets and stuffed animals on top of him while the kids are all watching TV at 9:30pm.
Caleb- "Daddy is asleep. I tucked him in. Jesus is happy with my choice."
2/28/12 Ethan walks in the office
Ethan- "Mom, my leg hurts. I sprayed it."
Mama- "You what?"
Ethan- "You know, when you break a bone or you spray it? I sprayed it right here (pointing to his knee)."
Mama- "Oh, okay. What happened?"
Ethan- "I just bonked it. But I'm fine now because I told you about it." Ethan walks out of room.
Mama- "Uh, okay..."
2/26/12
Mama- "Caleb what's your favorite ride at Disneyland?"
Caleb- "The Buzz Yighyear (he means Lightyear) ride where you shoot the canyon balls" (he means cannon balls).
12/28/11 Caleb coming into my bed in the morning.
Mama- "Caleb, what do you want to do today?"
Caleb- "Just love you."
Mama- "Okay, we can do that."
12/14/11 Kirsten in the office wrapping presents for Christmas and Caleb wants to come in.
Caleb- "To infinity and beyond!" Then runs into the locked door.
12/14/11 While sitting in the car
Ethan- "Mom, let's talk... Are you sad I'm growing up to be a big boy?"
Mama- "A little but only because I always want you to be my little linker doodle. But I'm mostly happy you're growing up to be such a great big boy."
Ethan- "Well, Mom, I will grow up but I'll always have the same name and always be your linker, so don't worry."
12/9/11 Playing with blocks
Ethan- "Did you play with blocks when you were little?"
Mama- "Yeah, but I didn't build anything as cool as what you're building."
Ethan- "Well, you know what I always say... the bigger blocks can't break."
12/7/11 After having family scripture study during breakfast.
Mama- "Ethan, what did you learn?"
Ethan- "Only the truth will set you free!"
11/17/11 Caleb mad at Mom for telling him to get down from climbing.
Caleb- "I don't like you Mommy!"
Mama- "Okay, well, I like you!"
Mommy gets a couple 'fun size' M&M packets to eat.
Caleb- "I want some, Mommy!"
Mama- "But you just said you don't like me."
Caleb (while crying)- "Mommy, I like you! I like you!!!"
11/17/11 Caleb hit Ethan.
Ethan- "Caleb, what's up with that hitting me?"
11/3/11 While at the dinner table.
Mama- "Ethan, you really like music, huh? Do you think it would be fun to learn to play an instrument?"
Ethan- "Yeah!"
Mama- "What do you want to play?"
Ethan- "The symbols."
Mama- "Do you know what those are?"
Ethan- "Yeah, they are big and loud and you bang them together!"
Caleb- "I want to play guitar!"
9/16/11 Driving to our ward activity
Ethan- "When I have a car, I will crash into you."
Daddy- "Only if Mommy's driving."
Ethan- "You can say that again."
9/11/11
Ethan- "Mom, can we have a spicable me (Despicable Me) party tomorrow for family night?
Mama- "We'll see."
Ethan- "Do you say that as a yes?"
9/10/11 At the breakfast table.
Ethan- "What's in Germany?"
Mama- "Lots of people and buildings."
Ethan- "Where is it?"
Mama- "In Europe, across the ocean."
Ethan- "I want to live there. It sounds great!"
9/8/11 Ethan after he's done singing.
Ethan- "I need to rest my breath."
9/7/11 Caleb playing. Then randomly says "Guess what Mama? It takes 14 minutes to get to Nana's house!"
9/6/11 Ethan eating ice cream
Ethan- "Sure is icey."
9/4/11 Caleb walks into our room in the morning.
Caleb- "Gotta go poops. Whoa, big poops."
Then leaves.
8/17/10 While eating at the dinner table.
Mama- "Caleb, if you want to have some cake, you have to eat some of your dinner."
Ethan- "Yeah, Caleb..."
Mama- "Ethan (said in a 'I got this, leave him alone- type voice"
Ethan- Holds up hand. "Mom, please, I got this."
8/10/11 Having lunch.
Ethan- "Mom, I want a drink."
Mama- "I didn't hear you say the magic word. What's the magic word?"
Ethan- "Abracadabra."
Mama- "Actually, it's please, but I guess I'll take that too."
8/10/11 While Ethan is getting his nails cut.
Ethan is crying and sad Mama's cutting his nails.
Caleb- "It's okay, Effa, I here for you. I hold you."
8/9/11 Outside playing with Emma.
Ethan- "Ok, I'm going to go over here. Bye honey!"
Emma- "Okay, bye!"
6/12/11 Walking around Kohl's.
Lady over the intercom- "Customer service to shoes, customer service to shoes."
Caleb- "Yes, I like chicken nuggets and french fries."
5/27/11 Comes in the house with a stick and leaves attached.
Ethan- "Mom, this is a Hawkie Theater. It's a bird. They are impressive and dangerous. They pick up worms, snails and caterpillars. This is what they say, "HAWK, HAWK!"
5/16/11 Eating dinner. Noticing what the boys call(ed) cucumbers when they were 2 years old.
Ethan: "Cumacumers"
Caleb (he's 2 right now): "Kingcumers"
5/7/11 As Daddy takes Asher downstairs and we all head down for breakfast.
Mama- "Caleb, if you want to have some cake, you have to eat some of your dinner."
Ethan- "Yeah, Caleb..."
Mama- "Ethan (said in a 'I got this, leave him alone- type voice"
Ethan- Holds up hand. "Mom, please, I got this."
8/10/11 Having lunch.
Ethan- "Mom, I want a drink."
Mama- "I didn't hear you say the magic word. What's the magic word?"
Ethan- "Abracadabra."
Mama- "Actually, it's please, but I guess I'll take that too."
8/10/11 While Ethan is getting his nails cut.
Ethan is crying and sad Mama's cutting his nails.
Caleb- "It's okay, Effa, I here for you. I hold you."
8/9/11 Outside playing with Emma.
Ethan- "Ok, I'm going to go over here. Bye honey!"
Emma- "Okay, bye!"
6/12/11 Walking around Kohl's.
Lady over the intercom- "Customer service to shoes, customer service to shoes."
Caleb- "Yes, I like chicken nuggets and french fries."
5/27/11 Comes in the house with a stick and leaves attached.
Ethan- "Mom, this is a Hawkie Theater. It's a bird. They are impressive and dangerous. They pick up worms, snails and caterpillars. This is what they say, "HAWK, HAWK!"
5/16/11 Eating dinner. Noticing what the boys call(ed) cucumbers when they were 2 years old.
Ethan: "Cumacumers"
Caleb (he's 2 right now): "Kingcumers"
5/7/11 As Daddy takes Asher downstairs and we all head down for breakfast.
Mama- (joking around) "Okay, say bye to Baby Asher! Daddy's going to take him to work."
Ethan- "Bye!"
Caleb- "NO!!! (starts crying hysterically) No take my Baby Asher! No! Not my Baby Asher!!"
4/29/11 Ethan comes running in from playing outside.
Ethan- "Mama, look! I found this wonderful giant stick!"
4/22/11 Anytime Caleb gets into trouble
Caleb-" Mama, I get listen! I get listen!"
4/21/11 While watching the news it read Teluca Lake under the woman talking.
Fred- "Her name is Teluca Lake? That's a weird name. But say it fast, it just rolls off the tongue..."
Kirsten- "That's not her name, she's reporting from Teluca Lake; it's an actual place! Haha!"
4/15/11 Caleb trying to get my attention and talk to me in the car.
Caleb- "Mama, I talking for you."
4/14/11 While cutting Fred's hair, I wore 2 trash bags so I wouldn't get hair on me.
Ethan- "Mama, you're a bag. A real bag..."
3/22/11 Fred just coming home from the gym and flexing in the mirror.
Ethan- "Daddy, look! (flexes arm muscles too) I got these from the internet!"
3/14/11 Fred reading over his new diet plan
Fred- "One cup dried oats... wait, I have to eat oats, dried? I can't even cook them?!"
Kirsten- "Haha!! No... you have to make sure it's one cup then you cook them."
3/13/11 Eating lunch after church
Fred- "Ethan, what did you learn about in church today?"
Ethan- "I learned about the sword of truth"
Fred & Kirsten- "Wow! (while laughing) that's great!"
3/2/11 While cutting Caleb's hair
Ethan- "Wow, Caleb! You look great! You look like a whole new boy!"
2/22/11 (anytime really that Caleb wants to cuddle or be held)
Caleb- "I hold you?"
2/22/11 After putting our new love seat and 2 recliners in our family room (a gift from my parents)
Fred- "These are nice Ethan, huh?"
Ethan- "Yeah! We ordered them from Nana!"
1/25/11 After Caleb found money under our bed
Daddy- "I love you, Caleb."
Caleb- "I love money's!" (While showing his money to Daddy)
Caleb-" Mama, I get listen! I get listen!"
4/21/11 While watching the news it read Teluca Lake under the woman talking.
Fred- "Her name is Teluca Lake? That's a weird name. But say it fast, it just rolls off the tongue..."
Kirsten- "That's not her name, she's reporting from Teluca Lake; it's an actual place! Haha!"
4/15/11 Caleb trying to get my attention and talk to me in the car.
Caleb- "Mama, I talking for you."
4/14/11 While cutting Fred's hair, I wore 2 trash bags so I wouldn't get hair on me.
Ethan- "Mama, you're a bag. A real bag..."
3/22/11 Fred just coming home from the gym and flexing in the mirror.
Ethan- "Daddy, look! (flexes arm muscles too) I got these from the internet!"
3/14/11 Fred reading over his new diet plan
Fred- "One cup dried oats... wait, I have to eat oats, dried? I can't even cook them?!"
Kirsten- "Haha!! No... you have to make sure it's one cup then you cook them."
3/13/11 Eating lunch after church
Fred- "Ethan, what did you learn about in church today?"
Ethan- "I learned about the sword of truth"
Fred & Kirsten- "Wow! (while laughing) that's great!"
3/2/11 While cutting Caleb's hair
Ethan- "Wow, Caleb! You look great! You look like a whole new boy!"
2/22/11 (anytime really that Caleb wants to cuddle or be held)
Caleb- "I hold you?"
2/22/11 After putting our new love seat and 2 recliners in our family room (a gift from my parents)
Fred- "These are nice Ethan, huh?"
Ethan- "Yeah! We ordered them from Nana!"
1/25/11 After Caleb found money under our bed
Daddy- "I love you, Caleb."
Caleb- "I love money's!" (While showing his money to Daddy)
Who I Stalk
Been there, done that...
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